This is the result of messing with AltaVista's translation software. Here is the original text:
Accord: Oh gods on high, hear me, I love my Mac, I hugged it just the other day. It's true, I did, I felt a bit silly about it, but I had to. It's wonderful. It's fast, it's stable, in fact, it'd never crash at all if I didn't run web browsers. Granted, it's 200 megahertz with 64 megs of ram, so it's bound to be speedy, but even still, I love it very much. Discord: Oh gods on high, hear me, I hate my PC, I kicked it just the other day. It's true, I did, I wanted to burn it, but they pulled me off it first. It's slow, it's erratic, and it'd never crash at all if I ran linux all the time. Granted it's 200mhz and 32 megs of RAM, but that seems not to matter at all. I think we should go back to the Abacus. :)
Translated from English to French and back:
OH Gods on height, hear me, I love my Mac, I embraced it the even other day. It is applicable, I, believed I a bit, which is stupid over it, but I had. It is wonderful. It is rapid, it is steadily actually system crash it'd never at all, if I did not let Web data base search routines run. Granted, it is 200 MHz with 64 MEGSS of RAM, therefore one branches, in order to be rapid, but even silence, I love her much.
OH Gods on height, hear me, I hate my PC, I stepped it the even other day. It is applicable, I, wanted to burn I it, but they withdrew me from it first. It is slow, is more erratischer and it'd never it system crash at all, if I let the whole time run linux. It grants 200mhz and 32 MEGSS of RAM, but seems not to constitute at all. I think that we should go back to the calculating machine.
Then to Italian and back:
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Then to Portugueuse and back:
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